Abandoned In Place

The stadium becomes crowded and stuffy as the world’s Nerdfighters and PewDiePie fans attempt...

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 13:52:41 -0500

The stadium becomes crowded and stuffy as the world’s Nerdfighters and PewDiePie fans attempt to find seating. It’s a hot summer day, and the stadium’s lack of an open roof has not alleviated this, but they’re so excited to see their internet heroes that they don’t mind. Thousands upon thousands of them inch across the crowded floor like parasites into a festering wound.

After an hour of packing, the lights go down across their faces, reaching a focal point at the empty boxing ring in the crowd’s center. A trap door opens up; the Greens and PewDiePie slowly ascend through it on a rising platform. They exit, waving at their hordes of fans. PewDiePie holds his microphone up and screams, “HEYYYY BROOOOOOS,” in one of his signature goofy voices.

As the words leave his lips, a muscular man punches through the platform and crawls into the ring. With a wave of his arm, he steals the microphone from PewDiePie and knocks the man to the ground. He raises the black rod above his head and yells, “Welcome to the cumstravaganza!”

Hundreds of thousands of buckets concealed in the stadium roof suddenly turn over. All that can be seen is an immense cloud of white liquid dropping to the ground, onto the faces of the parasitic mass. The semen splashes onto their clothes, into their orifices, soaking deep into their skin and the stadium carpet.

The only section of the stadium left dry is the boxing ring. PewDiePie and the Greens cower and cling to the muscular man’s legs, hoping to escape his cummy wrath. He smiles and shakes his head. “We’ve got a special treatment lined up for you too. Yugami nee na!”

Another dark contraption starts its work. The circumference of the boxing ring, where many fans had crowded, hoping to touch what they’d only felt on computer monitors before, started to split open, revealing a gigantic pit. Many fans flee, screaming, but most fall into the crevice. Splashes can be heard as they reach the bottom; none are harmed. The fifteen-feet-deep sea of cum has seen to that.

“Up and at ‘em!” the man happily yells. He pulls out a large, purple dildo attached to a baseball bat handle. PewDiePie remarks, “hahaha it looks like a dick hahaha” before he is hit over the head with the dildo bat and thrown into the Cum Pit. The Greens remark on the “suckiness” of the situation. For their remark, they are spanked prior to being tossed in.

Every one of the guests and hosts of this affair is now drenched in cum. For those who had the ill luck or ill disposition to fall into the Cum Pit, the cum pervades their very being. They are coated in the hot, greasy substance. They will never be able to escape the cum.

The muscled man raises his microphone once more, seeing that his work here is done. “No shabu shabu!” He attaches him self to a wire apparatus attached to the ring. The stadium’s roof opens up, and he ascends, like a swole messiah.

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Fatal Labyrinth - Chiptennial Funkot for Magical Girls a...

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 01:59:06 -0500

Fatal Labyrinth - Chiptennial Funkot for Magical Girls

a chiptune funkot remix of “Centennial Festival for Magical Girls” from Touhou 6 by yours truly, done with VGM Music Maker (Genesis-based chiptune tracker)

I covered a thing

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I covered a thing

Joey Tribbiani: GACHIMUCHI PANTS WRESTLING CHAT ROOM

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noze

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noze

bord

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bord

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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/60809851/wow%20fantastic%20baby.mp3

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lurlenebuttertracks: M-Project - Beyond The Wall a bunch of my...

Sat, 26 May 2012 21:34:04 -0500

lurlenebuttertracks:

M-Project - Beyond The Wall

a bunch of my friends and I are posting music and writing about music on this blog now

hit it up

caztep replied to your post: gonna be in austin tomorrow hit me up if you want… i wish me...

Sun, 20 May 2012 23:12:45 -0500

caztep replied to your post: gonna be in austin tomorrow hit me up if you want…

i wish

me too, caz

gonna be in austin tomorrow hit me up if you want to hang

Sun, 20 May 2012 23:04:36 -0500

gonna be in austin tomorrow

hit me up if you want to hang

I’m just gonna keep using this tumblr for footage of me being a cock to midi karaoke versions...

Fri, 18 May 2012 20:09:57 -0500

I’m just gonna keep using this tumblr for footage of me being a cock to midi karaoke versions of pop hits

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sorry

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M-Project - Vibrations (SpeeDX Remix)

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M-Project - Vibrations (SpeeDX Remix)

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